there was a young man who sent e-mails

there was a young man who sent e-mails
The incomplete collected limericks of Richard C. Long

Name: sarahg@hotmail.com
E-mail: sarahg@hotmail.com
URL: sarahgphotography.com
Comments: that is my domain name but give me more time to put up my web images...I wonder if this is the east coast of america, " Rick C. Long"...who Lived in Alma House in Palo Alto in the 70's????? ah how time flies....Adam and Eve LimeRICK caught my eye...

Name: Alistair McLean
E-mail: alistair@carrill.fsnet.co.uk
URL: Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of URL
Comments: I never thought it was possible to have this much fun without wearing a pair of pants on my head and saying, "awubble" until I visited this website. As a poet, I advise you to stay away from laudanum and cyphalitic women.

Name: Carl
E-mail:
URL: http//quanglewangle.tripod.com/quanglewangle
Comments: What a prolific writer of limericks! Here's one I made up: There once was a man of New Haven, Who yelled, 'I ain’t misbehavin'!' Till a cow and a dog and a sheep and a rat, Proved him wrong in the streets of New Haven.

Name: Tommy Taylor
E-mail: 703829@ican.net
Comments: I love limericks. these are very funny and quite clever

Name: j.botkin
E-mail: j.botkin@att.net
Comments: What an insanely wonderful spot to come and think but not a lot. Wish other better places existed but have no idea where to look thanks ever so much.

Name: luiz roberto guedes
E-mail: l.r.guedes@bol.com.br
URL: UOL
Comments: As a poet and a writer, I like limericks a lot. I' ve been searching the web for some samples. Now is your time to be examined. Let's go for it. L. R. Guedes

Name: lily
E-mail: barrie18freeserve.co.uk
Comments: So Archer is now doing bird, Said a Lord of the realm "it's absurd" The Peerage requires, That the gentry aren't liars, But one shouldn't believe every word!

Name: Tracy Cameron
E-mail: tracycam22@hotmail.com
Comments: Very helpful with some great limericks.

Name: Gillian Squire
E-mail: g.squire@ssees.ac.uk
Comments: As I never got round to signing your old guest book, let me be first in this one!! All the best, Gill

Name: Shahid
E-mail: shahidmehta@hotmail.com
Comments: Keep it up Sir Richard Long, I have always liked Limericks & appreciate those who have contibuted in anyway to keep the Limericks alive.

Name: a old Leprechaun
E-mail: jj.@lol.com
Comments: There was an old man from Madras, Who had balls of fine brass, in stormy weather, they clang together, and sparks flew out of his ass !

Name: Gina
E-mail: crtoledo44@hotmail.com
Comments: I enjoyed your limericks- read every one. They are funny and made me start thinking of some of my own!

Name: Andrew Brown
E-mail: browns.brynmill@ntlworld.com
Comments: Believe it or not, Richard Long is here in the room with me now...

Name: arthur levi
E-mail: pattaffy@gezernet.co.il
Comments: i really enjoyed your collection as a fellow limericist.

Name: Alistair McLean
E-mail: alistairmclean@lineone.net
Comments: #Every rose has its thorn, #Like every day has its dawn. #And every cowboy sings a sad, sad song. #Every rose has its thorn. Poison

Name: Huw Thomas
E-mail: huw@gough-thomas.freeserve.co.uk
Comments: It's all my fault - sorry everybody!

Name: Cat Shaw
E-mail: cemmos@hotmail.com
Comments: Hi Richard, Cool site, thought I'd add something to the guest book 'cos your comment looked lonely. Tschuess!

Name: Richard Long
E-mail: richardlong@care4free.net
Comments: "All poets are mad." Robert Burton (1577-1640)

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COPYRIGHT STATEMENT: © 2000, 2006. THE LIMERICKS REPRODUCED ON THESE WEB PAGES HAVE ALL BEEN PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED IN VARIOUS UK POETRY JOURNALS AND PUBLICATIONS. THEY ARE REPRODUCED HERE SOLELY IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE TERMS OF NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL COPYRIGHT LAWS. I, RICHARD LONG, ASSERT MY MORAL AND LEGAL RIGHT TO BE IDENTIFIED AS THE AUTHOR OF THESE VERSES IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE UNITED KINGDOM COPYRIGHT, DESIGNS AND PATENTS ACT 1988. THE REPRODUCTION OF THESE VERSES ON THESE WEB PAGES DOES NOT IN ANY WAY INDICATE THAT THESE VERSES ARE NOW IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN. NONE OF THESE LIMERICKS MAY BE REPRODUCED IN ANY FORM, ELECTRONIC OR OTHERWISE, WITHOUT THE EXPLICIT PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR, AND WITHOUT THE CLEAR IDENTIFICATION OF THE NAME OF THE AUTHOR.